Found these cool new shoes while walking around Sydney. What’s up with the two tongues? Is this something new I’m late on as usual? I’m so confused. I may not even wear them, but just sit across the room staring at them, trying to read their mind. Are they in league with my vacuum cleaner? I will remain on watch, and lock them in the hotel safe at night, just to be sure they don’t strike while I’m sleeping…

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